Summary: After Chris puts a convenience store thief behind bars, the Griffins must be relocated to the South for their own protection. While living in the South, Peter manages to offend the entire town by saying the Confederates lost the Civil War. Up in Quahog, the police have accidentally given away Chris's location to the thief - and he's on his way. The thief finds the Griffins, but just as he's going to kill Chris, he's shot in the back - by some friendly Southerners.

Air Date: 11/15/01

Written by: Steve Callaghan

Directed by: Dan Povenmire

Nielsen Rating: 3.4/5