Janet Jackson: Hi Stewie. You look really cute. He-he-he.

Stewie: Thanks… You look… you look good. Um, that’s a… That’s a nice outfit.

Janet Jackson: Yeah, I picked it up on the way here.

Stewie: That’s cool… so… Nice weather.

Janet Jackson: It’s raining.

Stewie: Oh, how ridiculous of me. Okay, I have to say this so I can get the interview rolling. What was with the halftime show? Because I say, good show.

Janet Jackson: That was a wardro…

Stewie: I know, I know. It was a wardrobe malfunction. Whose idea was it to perform such a gracious stunt? Bravo! Bravo!

Janet Jackson: MTV’s idea… I mean nobody’s idea!!!

Stewie: Now when you say ‘I picked it up on the way here,’ did you mean that you picked up your outfit on the way from the rehab center?

Janet Jackson: No, and that was a horrible thing to say.

Stewie: Yeah, I get that a lot. You are a fallacious female! Do you want me to explain that to you? Hmm? That means that you are an untruthful woman.

Janet Jackson: I know what female means! But thanks for explaining “fallacious.”

Stewie: No problem you little vegetable!

Janet Jackson: Whoa, whoa, whoa! That went too far! You are making fun of everybody with disabilities. That is not cool.

Stewie: According to you, what is cool? Exposing yourself? Doing drugs?

Janet Jackson: No! I think lying to the public about planned performances is cool.

Stewie: You know, you are incredibly annoying and prosperous at the same time. That is just uncanny. You know, the only reason your rope is velvet is because you must of tripped on something when you were doing drugs and started to hemorrhage.

Janet Jackson: You are the most terrible person I have ever met.

Stewie: So I heard you have a new album.

Janet Jackson: Yes, I do. Finally, a real question.

Stewie: How is it?

Janet Jackson: It…

Stewie: It’s absolutely horrible?

Janet Jackson: Well, yes, when it’s compared to other artists, such as Milli Vanilli.

Stewie: Ha-ha-ha! You are a dumb ass! Milli Vanilli lip-synced. You moron!

Janet Jackson: This interview is over.

Stewie: Yes! This ends the interview. This is Stewie saying “There is plenty of fish in the sea. There are also plenty of hooks and I plan to eat you.” Wow! That didn’t sound right, did it? Oh well. Good bye!