Stewie's Interviews
George Jetson
Stewie: You idiotic people are
still reading these moronic interviews? Congratulations to
you then, because your lives will be spared. Sadly, your
family will still die the most horrifying death you can
imagine. Anyways, today I’m interviewing George Jetson. Meet
George Jetson!
George Jetson: Thanks Stewie! Hi
everybody. Now Stewie, my son Elroy is a big fan.
Stewie: His boy, Elroy! Yes, it
is too bad that Elroy ended up being a drunk.
George Jetson: Yes. But thanks
to my wife Jane, he is now in AA.
Stewie: Jane, his wife! Now what
is Jane doing these days?
George Jetson: Jane just got
into the space program. She is going to be the first person
to travel to Uranus.
Stewie: I could make up a joke
right now, but I won’t.
George Jetson: Did I say Uranus?
I meant she is going to be the person to travel to “Yourfatass.”
Actually, the first woman to go to Yourfatass.
Stewie: Oh, well that clears
things up. Now, you came all the way from the year 2695, am
I correct?
George Jetson: No, but you’re
corrupt! Ha-ha-ha! Aren’t I funny?
Stewie: No. You are the opposite
of funny. Anyway, what is the biggest weapon that you guys
have?
George Jetson: A weapon called “Insidemypants.”
Stewie: Are you serious? Are you
telling the truth?
George Jetson: Yes, I’m telling
the truth. The biggest weapon is “Insidemypants.”
Stewie: Oh, come on… C’mon!
George Jetson:
It’s true. I
don’t know what you find so humorous about it.
Stewie: Anyway, is there any
huge crime lord in 2695?
George Jetson: There is a
murderer that nobody can catch, right now. His name is
Blaze.
Stewie: Blaze is an awesome
name! For a crime name I mean. So how’s work going for you?
George Jetson: I’ve been fired
29 times in the last year, but I always get my job back. One
time, I would have lost my job, but thanks to my daughter
Judy, that didn’t happen.
Stewie: Daughter, Judy! Now
about Judy, what’s up with her?
George Jetson: Oh yeah, Judy
says “Eep-Okk-Ork-Opp-Opp.”
Stewie: ….What the hell does
that mean?!?!?
George Jetson: That means “I
love you.”
Stewie: Well, tell her to learn
English or baby talk and then come over to my place.
George Jetson: I don’t think so.
Stewie: Then tell Elroy to come
over.
George Jetson: (George Jetson
is speechless.)
Stewie: Just kidding. Geez, for
a second I bet you thought I was Michael Jackson or
something. Oh God, you should’ve seen your face.
George Jetson: My wife is going
to be very angry at you!
Stewie: Wasn’t she in the Miss
Solar System contest? She sucked! What an ugly person!
George Jetson:
Now, wait a
minute…
Stewie: I
know, I know… It’s the inside that counts.
George Jetson:
I was not…
Stewie: Jetson!!! Now, this is what I want to know… Will
people know my name?
George Jetson:
Yeah, people will know your name! In sixteen years you
will be the first person to enslave half the population of
Earth.You will be the first leader of the world, though
people do not know if you are gay or straight.
Stewie: I
assure you, I’m…
George Jetson:
Sorry to interrupt, but I have to go now.
Stewie:
You
don’t leave until the interview is done! And after the
interview is done, the only place you will be going to is
hell! This concludes this interview with George Jetson. This
is Stewie saying “ If I had a hammer, I’d hammer in the
morning, I’d hammer in the evening, and then I would hit you
with that hammer.” Good Bye. |
